It’s been well established that Pitt’s campus is home to some of the sexiest buildings out there. Cathy, Benedum, even Posvar has it’s strange concrete sex appeal. But have you ever considered what these buildings would be like if they dated? Of course you haven’t, that’s why we’re here! Check out these Tinder bios for some of Pitt’s most outgoing buildings.
4.) Peterson Events Center:
Bio: Yeah you can already tell I work out a lot: basically every day. Gotta get the gainz, brah! Recently, I’ve been really into my pre workout and animal testosterone, but thought I would give a good hookup a chance. Just looking for a lower campus thot building to show me some love 😉
3.) Soldiers and Sailors:
Bio: “You don’t own me, I’m not just one of your little toys,” [email protected] But seriously, I don’t really care, you can do whatever you want to me (I like little toys) :p
2.) Cathedral of Learning:
Bio: Call me Cathy for short, I don’t mind. I’m a classy building so don’t treat me any way that I don’t deserve. People don’t know what they have till it’s gone, so treat me right and we can make campus a love fest just like it very well should be. And if you play your cards right, I might just let you join the Cathy Club.
1.) Old Engineering Hall:
Bio: I don’t want any lewd pictures so please don’t send them or else I’ll report and unmatch you. Just looking for some friends to chat with; I’m kinda lonely.
Dating online can be difficult no matter who you are. But it’s important to keep in mind the struggle that a building goes through to find even a match on Tinder. After all, would you swipe right if you saw an inanimate object? WE WOULD TOO!!
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