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Are You Gonna Be Screwed by Purdue?: A Dichotomous Key

Let’s face it, we’ve all had some rough semesters here at Purdue. If Boilers wanted it easy, they would’ve gone to IU. Even so, it’s still disappointing to get your grades back at the end of the year only to find just how badly you’ve f*cked up. To spare you of post-semester shock and heart break, we’ve made you a dichotomous key to give you an early heads up on whether you’re gonna fail this spring.

This will only work if you’re 100% honest with yourself. Feel free to let your parents know your fate early so there are no surprises.

 

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