QUIZ: Which Successful Purdue Alumnus Will You Fail to Become?
Since 98% of us will grow up to be exceptionally average at what we do, it’s healthy to appreciate those who’ve graduated from Purdue and who’ve actually made something of themselves. If today’s gas prices are higher than your GPA this semester, we’ve created a quiz you can use, not only to procrastinate some more, but to live vicariously through some successful Purdue grads. And, after you’re done taking the quiz, we’d be happy to brainstorm some stripper names with you, because it’s always important to have a fallback plan.
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