QUIZ: Which Shithole Should You Call Home Next Year at Cornell?
It’s that time of year when college students are out hunting for apartments we can’t afford or college dorms we have little chance of getting *cough, cough Becker*. It can be difficult choosing between a bad choice and one that’s even worse. “Do I sell a kidney for living quarters that are essentially glorified slums or settle for a dorm with all the amenities of a medieval dungeon?” you ask yourself. Being the helpful folks that we are, we’ve created a quiz that’ll help you determine your future Cornell living; where you should spend the rest of the year agonizing about your GPA and which carpets you’ll be puking all over and passing out on.