QUIZ: Which Shithole Should You Call Home Next Year at Cornell?

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It’s that time of year when college students are out hunting for apartments we can’t afford or college dorms we have little chance of getting *cough, cough Becker*. It can be difficult choosing between a bad choice and one that’s even worse. “Do I sell a kidney for living quarters that are essentially glorified slums or settle for a dorm with all the amenities of a medieval dungeon?” you ask yourself. Being the helpful folks that we are, we’ve created a quiz that’ll help you determine your future Cornell living; where you should spend the rest of the year agonizing about your GPA and which carpets you’ll be puking all over and passing out on.

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