QUIZ: Are You a True Terp or Towson Trash?
The University of Maryland is a mighty school, into which only the cream of the crop are admitted. Towson, by comparison, is a speck of dirt on the sole of a terrible shoe. Are you a true Terp, able to walk the streets of College Park with your head held high? Or are you Towson trash, unfit to sniff the boots of the world’s worst accountant? Or, worst of all, are you the dreaded Interloper, a stranger in a strange land who knows neither the origins of this feud nor its purpose? The only way to find out is to take the quiz: