How to Survive the Spring Semester in E.L.: Freshmen v. Seniors
The beginning of a new semester is an exciting time in all Spartans’ lives. Like the countless sexual encounters we’ve already had this year, it’s best to be prepared. Whether you’re a freshman or a senior, all Spartans come prepared for a new semester. It’s just that they do it differently, like:
Sometimes it’s good to be prepared in life so you don’t make a fool of yourself, or so others can depend on you, or to avoid giving birth to a child. So, stock up, map out, and shave those legs, because it’s going to be another great semester no matter what year you are!