UConn Daddy of the Week: Zach

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This week we bring readers a Day One Fan of the Huskies: Zach. You can catch him in the front row at basketball games with no shirt and no dignity to match! He’s a certified NJB and will even handle your finances, so keep reading to find out more about this week’s daddy… 

Name: Zach
Insta handle: @the_mckinstry_effect
Year: Senior
Major: Finance
Relationship Status: Single AF, but in need of a formal date
Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs, I like to keep everything in place.

Tell us a dad joke:
A guy walks into a bar… ouch!

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever sustained whilst trimming the hedges in your suburban backyard?
I was mowing the lawn to its cleanest perfect and ran over a rock that ricocheted off of the nearest oak tree that pelted me in the head. I then succumbed to a deep dark concussion that took weeks to recover from.

What’s your opinion on disciplining your children in public?
I mean, gotta believe in a firm backhand sometimes.

Body count?
Let’s just say I’ve scored more than the amount of points UConn’s football team got last season.

If you could name a Hurricane after any part of your body, what would it be and why?
Hurricane jaws, because… have you seen that jawline, though???

What’s your favorite Netflix show?
Shameless; got aspirations of being Frank.

Which is better: Sex, or a good ol’ charcoal grill? Why?
Charcoal grill. Has sex ever given you a sweet juicy sirloin? Didn’t think so.

If you had to explain your sex life in only two emojis, which would they be and why?
🔥 and 🇺🇸, I’m a patriot in and out of the bed.

You’re on Death Row. What’s your last meal?
A nice Sushi Palace feast for one because I plan on dying alone.

Do you have an adult sleepover playlist?
It’s gotta be a mixture of Drake, Jeremih, and My Chemical Romance.

Favorite Position?
Whoever doesn’t answer this with “doggy style” is insane.

Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?
Had to do it for the bucket list before leaving UConn.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
It’s Donald J. Trump Certified News™️.

If you think you or a friend is qualified to be featured as a UConn Mami or Daddy, send us a picture of your left ring finger so we know it’s real to [email protected]

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