UMass’ Daddy Of The Week: Andrew

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Name: Andrew Cyr

Twitter Handle: @Why_So_Cyrious

Year: Senior

Major: Sports Journalism

Relationship Status: Wife left me for a man with more money

Fraternity: Sigma Delta NoPros 

Boxers or Briefs: I like to mix it up depending on the day/mood.

Tell us a dad joke:

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles!

What do you think about when you’re sitting in traffic and your kids are screaming about God-knows-what in the backseat?:

I should have moved to Hollywood to puruse my acting career as an infomercial star.

What are 5 words to describe your freshman year self?:

Dweeb, tool, husky, lonely, disappointing.

What’s the first thing you do when you want to ghost a girl?:

Ghost a girl? What does that even mean? Like scare them while draped in a bed sheet? Probably hide behind a door and/or piece of furniture so when they enter the room so they can’t see you.

Where’s the best place to hide when your wife comes home and you’re with your mistress?:

Probably in the closet behind all my sweater vests, Nautica polos, and the buy one dress shirt get 15 free deal I got at Joseph A. Bank.

How many times a week do you brag about your old frat days to your kids?:

I don’t. I peaked at 17.

Why do you think men like to get into fistfights when they drink?:

Just guys being dudes.

Explain what it means to be “Bad and Boujee”:

I think it means to be “naughty” and “wealthy, or better off.”

Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:

I should be Daddy of the Week because no one has better jokes, style, or weekend-warrior mentality like I do!

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:

Why should should people read The Black Sheep? Because where else are you going to find the best Dads in the Amherst area? Craigslist?

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