The 2017 Eugene Drunk Food Bracket: Round 1

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A night of drinking is never feels complete without slamming down a large ill advised fourth meal at the end of the night. But where do you go when the drunchies call? In order to answer this question we have created: The 2017 Eugene Drunk Food Bracket.

Over the next 3 weeks, The Black Sheep will be releasing this poll to get your votes on which Eugene drunk food spot is the best. In the end, there will be one winner, and even a prize for the crowned satisfier of the drunks. Voting ends Friday at 5 p.m. EST so get your votes in now!

The Pizza Division:

1.) Dough Co:
Dough Co is a well established player in the drunk food scene here in Eugene. A calzone and fresh baked cookies are what every drunken heart desires at 1 a.m. It’s only a short walk away from campus and if your lazy ass can’t be troubled to make it that far they can even bring it right to you.

4.) Dominos:
At Domino’s you can get a little more bang for your buck and it’s a great option for group scenarios. The only drawback is that one inevitable dick in the group who will pay nothing and then eat half the goddamn pizza.

The Sandwich Division:

2.) Jimmy Johns:
It’s hard to go wrong with Jimmy Johns. They’re right by campus, they deliver, and they make their stuff crazy quick so you have more time to drunkenly menace the streets of Eugene.

3.) Subway:
Subway is also a great close by option to get a sandwich late at night. Going to Subway also has the added fun of watching other drunks loudly yell mispronounced vegetable names while you wait in line.

The Taco Division:

1.) Uly’s:
Ulys is a hallowed name on the UO campus. Every weekend a tiny little cart will float down from the heavens and land right on the edge of campus with the sole mission of blowing the minds of drunk college kids with their legendary tacos.

4.) Qdoba:
One of the best ways to cap off a night of drinking is by inhaling a burrito in world record time, and there’s no better place for this than Qdoba.

The Dessert Division:

2.) Voodoo Donuts:
Voodoo might be a little ways away from campus, but is there really a distance that’s too far to travel for some of the greatest donuts ever conceived?

3.) DQ:
Dairy Queen is definitely the most versatile of all the options in this list. There aren’t many places you can drunkenly stumble into in the middle of the night and walk out with a corndog and a sundae.

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