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DePaul

DePaul Freshmen Still Young And Dumb Enough To Think McGee’s Is Something Other Than A Goddamn Nightmare

If there’s one thing DePaul freshmen love more than bullying each other into attending frat parties,...

DePaul

5 Ways To Maintain Your Vincentian Values, While Also Maintaining The Fact You Want To Get Completely Shitfaced This Weekend

Ever want to treat yourself to a night of getting drunk without the ever-looming shame that...

Campus Life

How To Sell Your Body On A DePaul Facebook Page

This time of year, DePaul Facebook pages are filled with well-meaning freshman publicly begging for friends....

Booze

5 Last-Resort Steps of Convincing The Nightly Desk Attendant You’re Definitely Not Drunk

After a wild night of trying desperately to seem cool at a Wrigleyville rager, you’re about...

DePaul

6 More Accurate Names For Everyone’s ~Favorite~ DePaul Buildings

Living in Chicago, shit isn’t always pretty, and that goes especially for buildings in the city....

Sex

4 Recommended Audiobooks to Listen to Post-Coitus

 A slow drag of a cigarette. A bite of leftover pizza. A run to the bathroom...

DePaul

DePaul Frats Gearing Up Various Controversies to Stay Relevant Next Fall

While sororities are likely planning bid day themes and a way to patent chapter-branded tampons, DePaul...

DePaul

Driehaus Student Doesn’t Want You to Bring Up That He Didn’t Get Into Northwestern

DePaul’s Driehaus College of Business, one of the nation’s premier schools for teaching upwardly mobile college...

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The Black Sheep Investigates Those Semen Trees Blasting Cumsmell All Over The Quad

Campus tours are running all over the place, interrupting classes and just generally annoying the hell...

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Vincentian Service Day Reminds DePaul Heathens They Attend a Catholic University

While DePaul seems like a polite Catholic school from the outside, many students quickly realize the...