All posts tagged "DePaul"
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The Black Sheep Investigates Those Semen Trees Blasting Cumsmell All Over The Quad
May 23, 2018Campus tours are running all over the place, interrupting classes and just generally annoying the hell...
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Vincentian Service Day Reminds DePaul Heathens They Attend a Catholic University
May 22, 2018While DePaul seems like a polite Catholic school from the outside, many students quickly realize the...
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DePaul Dorm Rats Excited to Become Empty Nesters Soon
May 21, 2018With the year coming to a close, the few and proud living on campus are eager...
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6 More Accurate Names for Everyone’s ~Favorite~ DePaul Buildings
May 18, 2018Living in Chicago, shit isn’t always pretty, and that goes especially for buildings in the city....
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REPORT: FEST Artist A$AP Ferg is Neither Fergie nor A$AP Rocky
May 16, 2018Recent news of A$AP Ferg headlining FEST has many DePaul Students concerned and dismayed. Nobody can...
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Second City and DePaul University to Offer Comedy Filmmaking Classes, As Though Your Screenwriting Degree Isn’t Already a Joke
May 15, 2018Good news, improv-fans! In a groundbreaking policy change, Second City and DePaul University are teaming up...
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Report: DePaul Students from Suburbs Remain Weirdly Enchanted by the CTA
May 14, 2018For long-time residents of Chicago, the CTA is nothing more than a urine-scented meat locker, with...
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An Investigation Into The Emerging Black Market for DePaul Graduation Tickets
May 11, 2018Students are already not happy with DePaul – it’s only mid-May, and while most of our...
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What Graduating DePaul Seniors Say vs. What They Actually Mean
May 9, 2018As the school year nears completion, those who will be graduating and moving on from this...
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Should You Apply to Become an RA or an OL? Take this Quiz to Find Out Why You’re Unqualified for Both
May 8, 2018Shit! The year is almost over and you’re still broke! While you could always pray to...