All posts tagged "DePaul"
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DePaul
DePaul Freshmen Still Young And Dumb Enough To Think McGee’s Is Something Other Than A Goddamn Nightmare
October 3, 2018If there’s one thing DePaul freshmen love more than bullying each other into attending frat parties,...
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DePaul
5 Ways To Maintain Your Vincentian Values, While Also Maintaining The Fact You Want To Get Completely Shitfaced This Weekend
September 28, 2018Ever want to treat yourself to a night of getting drunk without the ever-looming shame that...
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Campus Life
How To Sell Your Body On A DePaul Facebook Page
September 3, 2018This time of year, DePaul Facebook pages are filled with well-meaning freshman publicly begging for friends....
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Booze
5 Last-Resort Steps of Convincing The Nightly Desk Attendant You’re Definitely Not Drunk
September 1, 2018After a wild night of trying desperately to seem cool at a Wrigleyville rager, you’re about...
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DePaul
6 More Accurate Names For Everyone’s ~Favorite~ DePaul Buildings
August 18, 2018Living in Chicago, shit isn’t always pretty, and that goes especially for buildings in the city....
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Sex
4 Recommended Audiobooks to Listen to Post-Coitus
August 6, 2018A slow drag of a cigarette. A bite of leftover pizza. A run to the bathroom...
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DePaul
DePaul Frats Gearing Up Various Controversies to Stay Relevant Next Fall
May 30, 2018While sororities are likely planning bid day themes and a way to patent chapter-branded tampons, DePaul...
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DePaul
Driehaus Student Doesn’t Want You to Bring Up That He Didn’t Get Into Northwestern
May 29, 2018DePaul’s Driehaus College of Business, one of the nation’s premier schools for teaching upwardly mobile college...
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DePaul
The Black Sheep Investigates Those Semen Trees Blasting Cumsmell All Over The Quad
May 23, 2018Campus tours are running all over the place, interrupting classes and just generally annoying the hell...
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DePaul
Vincentian Service Day Reminds DePaul Heathens They Attend a Catholic University
May 22, 2018While DePaul seems like a polite Catholic school from the outside, many students quickly realize the...