All posts tagged "Michigan"
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Michigan
Which Asshole In My 8 A.M. Are You?
October 4, 2018Because waking up at 7:45 a.m. four times a week was not enough for this bitch...
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Michigan
Christ: Jim Harbaugh Caught Drinking Milk Right Out Of The Cow’s Udder
October 3, 2018ANN ARBOR — Earlier today Michigan head coach, Jim Harbaugh, was found lying on the floor...
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Michigan
CAPS Response To Depressed Students On Campus: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
September 20, 2018Dear students, As the summer ends and the school year begins, the staff at CAPS are...
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Michigan
Getting Their Priorities Straight: UN Human Rights Council Investigating Shortened Sorority Recruitment As Violation Of Geneva Conventions
September 13, 2018ANN ARBOR — The University of Michigan’s Panhellenic Association is under investigation by the United Nations...
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Michigan
Incoming UM Freshman Brags About Not Remembering Lollapalooza
September 5, 2018ANN ARBOR – In a striking move of social dominance, incoming freshman Zachary Broadhurst has spent...
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Michigan
What the F*** is Actually In A Mind Probe at Rick’s?
September 4, 2018It’s the century-old question that haunts us all each Friday night. You’re getting ready with your six...
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Michigan
6 Types Of Brads You’ll Find On Michigan’s Campus
September 2, 2018Brads exist all over college campuses in America. They’re the boys who only wear two clothing...
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Campus Life
9 Fresh Hells That Every Freshman Will Soon Learn About Michigan
August 1, 2018Each and every one of University of Michigan freshman are wide-eyed, full of wonderment, and absolutely,...
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The Nervous Bird That F**ked Jim Harbaugh Up For Life
July 31, 2018We told you it wasn’t going to be pretty. We’re sorry you had to see this,...
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Michigan
5 Nervous Chickens Jim Harbaugh Has Encountered That F**ked Him Up For Life
July 31, 2018Jim Harbaugh: coach, father, poultry skeptic. The Michigan head coach told former Michigan quarterback, Wilton Speight,...