All posts tagged "Testudo"

Campus Life

An Outsider’s Emotions on Testudo

  We’ve all grown accustomed to the sight of our beloved mascot. No student at UMD...

Maryland

Why Testudo Should Run Against Trump

  Let’s face it, it’s not that hard to make fun of Donald Trump. Actually, it’s...

Maryland

An Ode to Testudo

   UMD is home to this infamous bust Absorbing all of our desperate trust Familiar to...

Campus Life

Freshman Shocked by Failing Grades After Rubbing Testudo’s Nose

  UMD Freshman Timothy Turner was shocked this week to learn that he received straight D’s...

Maryland

A Definitive Ranking of UMD Testudos

  As of late, we’ve all been binge-drinking, binge-watching, all-nighting and life-contemplating. But through it all,...

Campus Life

Terp Problems: Course Registration Rage

  You pour out your blood, sweat, and tears in order to become a Terp. Then...

Maryland

5 Awkward Moments You Experience on the McKeldin Mall

  Out of a school with 35,000 students, you’d think that you would never see a...

Maryland

5 Anti- Terp Practices

  At the University of Maryland, we pride ourselves on being diverse and innovative, but there...

Campus Life

Terp Guide: How To Pretend Like You’re Getting Laid

  Testudo gets more action than I do. At least there are people willing to rub...

Campus Life

5 Ways to Make the Most Out of UMD Homecoming

  Homecoming in college is worlds different than high school Homecoming—you don’t get to be pampered...