All posts tagged "umass"
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Engineering Student Literally Immobilized With Fear After Seeing Southwest For The First Time
October 17, 2018Earlier this week, a freshman engineering major was reportedly unable to move a single muscle upon...
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Welp! Administration To Deal With Excess Students By Putting Extra Beds On The Roof We Guess?
October 10, 2018UMass’ student body is continuing to grow, with a freshmen class this year that is seven...
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Pike Indictment Leaves Other Fraternities To Carry Torch Of Engaging In Shitty Behavior
October 3, 2018Last week the Theta Mu chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha was indicted on multiple charges of hazing...
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The Zodiac Shitter? Guy Who Pooped Under Washington Stairway Comes Forward With Cryptic Messages
September 27, 2018The guy who pooped under Washington Stairway last week has begun sending cryptic messages to UMass...
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Truly Haunting: ‘I Saw It With My Own Eyes,’ Says Student Upon Discovery Of Sylvan
September 20, 2018Steven Mills, an Isenberg sophomore who lives in a Southwest tower, claimed that he was stumbling...
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Um, Ass?
September 19, 2018Um? Ass? UMass?? Butt? Where am I? Listen to Talk of Shame, a podcast about being...
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Help! Nobody Told Kayla Dance Marathon Ended and She’s Been Going at It for 72 Hours!
April 23, 2018Kayla Johnson was separated from her friends during hour thirteen of this year’s Dance Marathon. In...
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A Judgmental Map of UMass’ Campus
April 11, 2018Campus tour guides tell you this and that about what UMass’ campus is like, but what...
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UMass Campus Climate Survey Determines Everyone is a Fucking Snowflake
March 19, 2018As the university continues its attempts to make the Flagship campus a more inclusive and welcoming...
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Op-Ed: Just Because I Cancelled Class Doesn’t Mean You Should Go Get Drunk
March 7, 2018Every time the alert text gives a winter storm warning, my insides start trembling like a hang...