LeBron got an advanced copy of this article and is obviously making his decision based on our expert opinions.

Oh hell-to-the-motherfuckin'-yeah! Baseball season is here, baby. With that comes sweet, sweet beer. Seriously, baseball season is perfect, good weather, good food, good friends and a great sport, so crack a few and get plowed Babe Ruth-style with your friends.

Our brackets may be totally busted (well not ours, yours), but at least Michigan State survived the weekend, even at the cost of Kalin Lucas' leg. In the spirit of the tournament here's our twist on a horrible MTV show. And no, a WASP-y girl doesn't cry because her 2010 Audi isn't red with cream interior anywhere in this list.

Inside we make a bunch of predictions for the NCAA tournament, which starts tomorrow. Also, there's the necessary Duke-hating.

When we set out to write this article we were worried about the lack of synonyms for "nerd". Turns out, we really didn't need them.

Sidney Crosby is the savior of hockey in Pittsburgh, but after winning Canada the gold he was booed at home. That says how much America dislikes Crosby right now.

The Olympics stir up all sorts of emotions in all sorts of people. There's boredom, patriotism, anger, excitement and joy. There's also yearning for Amy, our in-house ex-figure skater.

The Olympics are wrapping up, and with sorts like Skeleton and the Biathalon, two very weird idea, we decided to throw in some of our own sporting concepts.

For those of you not in the know, Bubba Chisholm is the Fighting Illini's last player off the bench. That doesn't mean he can't play ball in the big leagues. Here's why.

Michigan State is set to unveil a new logo. Frankly, it sucks, so we're going to make a case as to why it shouldn't exist. Also, we're going to bitch about it.