CRUNK!!! gets you crunk! Minus the drunk, and instead of crazy kind of jittery.

... that's what makes it hip hop.

Good things start with the letter B, like boobs, butts, beer / booze, banging and BARBECUES!

It’s a tricky situation to be in; you love your bf, but you also love vodka. What to do?

A very happy tortoise dances to 'Satisfaction"

<-- Typical

Meet my new friends! We get drunk together so it makes the circumstances a bit less awkward.

Smeared with lard, of course.

Dudes, put your clothes back on! We don't want you!

If you've never been blacked out eating McDonald's, you're really missing out.