So, you're at a party and you've found someone who's actually willing to have sex with you? Great. Seal the deal. It's harder than it looks, we know, so here's a guide to doing the thing.

Quit being a nancyboy and be a free spirit today. Pants? No. Shirt? Fughettabuttit. Do something crazy, it's the one day of the year where it's encouraged.

Watch out on Unofficial, there's a lady out there who's looking to get you drinking underage. She'll do anything it takes, so might as well try to get a handjob out of it.

Yeah, we're going there.

Need a quick cash influx for spring break? Easy answer: sell cats.

Handjobs are pretty sketchy in and of themselves, but an over-the-pants hand job? This man tries to defend it.

What the hell, there's a Woman's History Month? And it's in March? Well that's a first to this woman who wrote it.

14-year-old girls are fond of staying "TMI". Yeah, it's stupid, but with the state of social networks today, there really is too much information going around.

Some people may be embarrassed to say hilariously raunchy things in confined spaces, we say it's awesome. Here's a plea for you to actually do it.

We used to be called The Booze News, now we're called The Black Sheep. What happened? Here's some conspiracy theories we've been hearing.