Twelve Doritos enter the ring, only one will survive. Which Dorito has the might to claim the title of Best Dorito in the Universe?

In the spirit of thanking and giving and whatnot, we'd like to thank whoever invented malt liquor for giving us a reason to live. Man, that sounds a lot more pathetic when you actually type it out.

Because funny, weird people celebrate Valentine's Day too, we've made up some cards so you can express your love on this holiday too.

It's almost 7/11, 7-11's annual free Slurpee day, so we tried, tested, mixed and ranked all the flavors we could get our hands on.

Guidos are the old Guidos, but are Indians the new Guidos? They have spiky hair, drive older model luxury cars, wear bright, open shirts and enjoy loud dance music. That's all we need to hear.

Some fools at the University of Illinois have been trying to get students to turn their Chief shirts in. Crazy, we know. Here's an article making fun of it.

Existing in generalities isn't awesome, but with the MSU dorms it's true. Freaks in one, hotties in the other. It's strange, and awesome, really.

Like the guy in The Waterboy said, "Oh no! We suck again!" Screw you, man, that movie is awesome.

Not many people will argue the awesomeness of college. It’s the only place where one can start drinking at noon and not be considered an alcoholic. Plus, with an abundance of people attending college, the odds are in your favor of actually seeing one of them naked. Man, come to think of it, college is amazing. Somebody should write a super chill-ass rap about it.

We're not even going to try to preface this with a clever intro. Instead,know we made one of our male writers get a bikini wax, just to see what it was like.