COME ON DOWN TO BOBBY DIACO’S DAEWOO DISCOUNT DEN

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FIRST THINGS FIRST DIDN’T NEED THAT JOB DON’T EVEN CARE FOR FOOTBALL TO BE HONEST. GOT MORE FREE TIME NOW SO CMON DOWN TO BOB DIACO DAEWOO WE GOT DAE FOR DAYS WOO LIKE RIC FLAIR. WE’LL GET YOU IN A WOO. WOO YA MAMA WOO YA PAPA CMON DOWN TO DIACO DAE WEOOOOOOO. 

NEED A CAR TO GET YA FROM A TO B? SKIP C AND LOOK TO THE D. BOBBY D THAT IS AT BOBBY DIACO’S DAEWOO DERBY. NO MONEY DOWN NO CREDIT CHECKS AT BOBBY D’S. NEED TO GET OUT OF YOUR STATE AFTER DRIVING CERTAIN FOOTBALL PROGRAMS INTO THE GROUND? BOBBY D’S. 

THESE DAEWOOS GOTTA GO. OUR SALES ARE SO LOW BOBBY CAN’T FEEL THE FLOOR. DON’T MAKE SENSE DON’T HAVE TO THAT’S RIGHT IT’S DERBY DAYS AT BOBBY DIACO’S DAEWOO DISCOUNT. 

CORNER OF COBRA AVENUE AND SNAKE STREET THESE PYTHONS DON’T RUN LIKE AMERICA BUY AMERICAN BUY DAEWOO WOO! WOOO BABY!!!! BOBBY IS BACK TELL YA MOMMA COME ‘N GET HER NAILS DID WE GOT DAEWOOS WE GOT LANOS WE GOT LEGANZAS WE GOT WHATEVER YOU NEED AT BOBBY DIACO’S DAEWOO DISCOUNT BABAY!!!!