Welcome to another installment of The Black Sheep’s Daddy of The Week. It celebrates the fine men on campus for their father-like qualities and overall attractiveness. Know someone you do or want to call daddy? Send ’em our way @blackshee_uc!
Hometown: Easton, MA
Major: Exercise Science
Relationship Status: Single ☹
Boxers or Briefs:
Wicked huge Pats fan, can solve a Rubix cube in less than 90 seconds, colorblind.
What’s the best way to relieve stress when your son doesn’t mow the lawn like you like it?:
A tall glass of beer, or a whiskey on the rocks.
Tell us about your first night of college:
I went to convocation and met up with a friend from orientation. I met her friends and we went to late night at the Union. After leaving late night we were walking on hillside road and some dudes asked us to come to a party, so we followed them. I spent my first night at second house knowing absolutely no one there, so shout out to those guys.
What are you goals after college?:
I want to get a masters degree and enter the field of sports medicine. Hopefully work for a D1 football team or the NFL.
What sport will you raise your son to play?:
Football, golf, and baseball.
How many times a year do you golf?:
Golf-golf or disk golf? The answer is 75+ either way.
Sleeping naked or with jammies?:
Shirt and shorts for days, fam.
What do you look for in a girl?:
I like someone who’s smart, easy going, nice smile, and preferably shorter than me (sorry ladies, anyone over 5 feet is out, sad!)
What’s one thing “kids these days” do that pisses you off?:
Vape. Why are 15-year olds delinquents vaping in the high school bathrooms?!
Go-to pregame song?:
“Trouble on My Mind” – Pusha T
“Caroline” – Amine
“Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1” & “Pt. 2” – Kanye West
Ted’s or Huskies?:
Dogs or cats?:
Bulldogs and/or pitbulls. I’m allergic to cats and they’re the devil.
Why do you deserve to be Daddy of The Week?
I’m definitely the dad of my friend group and more of a daddy than Christian will ever be.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
It’s relevant news, written by students for students.
If you’d like to be featured as a Daddy or MILF of the week email us at [email protected] and be sure to include an original “wot’n tarnation” meme with the submission.
WATCH: We made Malort cupcakes. They are bad.