This morning, Huskies Bar teased adding a new bar, “Huskies Tavern,” in a tweet with just the words “Coming Soon…” Will this be the elusive third bar on campus, that only comes and goes every 4 to 5 years? Will it fraction this campus into a third subset? Like, will only non-Greek but Greek-adjacent 21+ people go there? Or will it be a sit-down dinner place for undergrads to take their parents before breaking off to “already be in the building” and get browned out next door? Well, we wanted to get our dicks in the door before the other garbage UConn blog did or will do (you know who you are), so here’s what we know so far.
Coming Soon…. pic.twitter.com/1uHLtlW8oO
— Huskies Bar (@Huskies_Bar) February 15, 2017
5.) They’re Opening in a Few Weeks:
“Huskies Tavern is a brand new restaurant and bar right next to Huskies and will be opening in a few weeks…” Huskies told us in a statement. Hmm, a few weeks, huh? That puts the opening around March. Good to know. Moving on.
4.) It’s Going to be Right Next to Huskies:
“Huskies Tavern is a brand new restaurant and bar right next to Huskies and will be opening in a few weeks…” Huskies told us in a statement. Hmm, next to Huskies, huh? By our calculations that puts it right in this general area:
Does this mean competition for nearby food-eateries Wings Over, Ted’s, and the F Lot where our writers sometimes hid sandwiches to eat later??? Only time will tell.
3.) It’s Going to be a Restaurant AND Bar:
“Huskies Tavern is a brand new restaurant and bar right next to Huskies and will be opening in a few weeks…” Huskies told us in a statement. Restaurant AND bar, hmmm? Typically, that means it will have food, which they serve to patrons. Ok, now we’re getting somewhere. How late will it be open? Does a food license mean they need to stay open later to sell more food? Are we asking questions that surely some other “news” website will probably cover in a more thorough fashion with “facts” and “reporting?” Probs.
4.) They’ll Have Coors Light:
We’re not sure what’s telling us this, but we’re pretty sure they will have Coors Light. Coors Light is brewed cold in the Rocky Mountains, then shipped to UConn via a Sexy Party Train. So, look out for that! Also their CEO is a big Trump guy or something but we won’t get into that.
3.) They’ll Also Have Great Beers:
Coors Light is a Great Beer (give us money plzzzz), but so are other Great Beers. What kind of other Great Beers are Great? The kind you drink, says us! Good thing they’ll have that kind of beer there.
2.) They’ll Have Great Specials:
Nickel is a pretty Great Special. Other specials that are great are ones where if you write for The Black Sheep you drink for free, and or get paid to drink???? That’d be a good special. Maybe ones where like, if the bartender is cute they have to talk to you for a minute so you don’t feel so sad anyway moving on.
1.) They’ll Have Live Entertainment:
As opposed to not-live entertainment, we have to say this is the way to go. Drinking or eating at a bar while the bartenders force everyone to quietly watch Finding Dory is sometimes fun, but a kicking back while drinking some Ice Cold, Cold As the Rockies Coors Light™️ while watching a live fishtank sounds like a much better time.
Thanks for reading this, please carry on with your day and buy Coors Light™️ or these t-shirts below: