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UConn Daddy of the Week: Jay the TKE

 

Hey, Huskies. It’s cuffing season at the U of Conn, so we’re back with Daddy of the Week. This week’s daddy is Bicept King Jay, junior honors. Although he’s big and sexy as all hell, this brunette beauty is the opp-of a jock, with a brain fit for neurosurgery (and the fingers for it too).

Name: Jay
Year: Junior
Major: Physiology & Neurobiology, Pre-med
Relationship status: It’s complicated 😉
Frat: TKE

Tell us a dad joke:

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

What’s your favorite thing to smoke?:

Ribs.

Body count?:

2 + 2 equals 4 minus 1 = 3 quick maths.

What you got cookin’ kitchen daddy?:

Methamphetamine.

What would you tell your son is the best thing about frat life?:

Finding life long friends to spend Saturdays with.

Describe yourself in 3 words:

Patient, loyal,  long-lasting fruit gum.

When you’ve got a big house in the ‘burbs, do you fill it with dogs or cats?:

Dogs, no question.

You’re at Price Chopper with the fam: Coke or Pepsi?:

Pepsi. I see beauty in the underdog.

Teds of Huskies?:

Teds. Check Google reviews.

What’s your go-to drink to buy a girl?:

Merlot. Tell me about that time you paired this wine with Strangozzi al Tartufo Nero in Milan during study abroad.

Do you want a son or a daughter, and what will you name them?:

I want both. Not sure what I’d name them, but the girl would be spoiled silly.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?:

Hunched over a medical textbook reading about hemorrhoids.

10 years?

Laying in bed watching Family Feud with my wife and kids.

If you’d like to be featured as a Daddy or Mami of The Week, email us at [email protected], or DM our Twitter account pictures of your butthole, we’ll do the rest.

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