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UNCC’s Daddy of the Week: Dylan

This week at UNC Charlotte we’ve got a real treat for you. Our daddy of the week hails from the mean streets of Johannesburg, South Africa. He may be young, but he’s ready. The question is, are you ready to get a ticket for this African dreamboat?

Name: Dylan du Plessis
Year: Sophomore
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Relationship Status: Single and Ready to mingle
Fraternity: Delta Sigma Phi
Boxers or Briefs: False, Boxer Briefs

Tell us a dad joke:
A dad joke.

If you were on an island and could only bring three things, what would they be?:
My Ti-30Xa, a bottle of KY Jelly, and my student ID.

What’s worse: puking up tequila or waking up with a soft 3 laying next to you? Why?:
 Waking up with a soft 3 because if that’s happened then I probably already puked tequila.

What’s your favorite thing to yell at your wife (formal date) during a pointless argument?:

What are 5 words to describe your freshman year self?:
Gangster straight out of Hawthorn.

What cartoon character best describes how fratty you are? Why?:
Rick Sanchez. I don’t party to gain popularity. I party to get R*ugghhb*IGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED SOONN!! 

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen at a bar?:
The looks people have on their face when they see me staring at them from the outside of the bar since I’m not 21. 

What’s your favorite type of shoe and why is it white New Balances?:
Trick question; I was born in South Africa, I don’t own shoes.

What do you do when your kids (littles) are acting up?:
Two words: Fire. Hose.

Fuck, marry, kill: Lil Dicky, Martha Stewart, Jesus of Nazareth?:
Fuck Martha Stewart, Marry Lil’ Dicky, Kill Jesus.

Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
Cause there ain’t no pledge daddy better than pledge daddy du Plessis.

You earned the title Daddy du Plessis. Stay tuned for next week’s daddy, and make sure if you see Dylan around campus to not fall over him too heavily.

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