Remember that commercial with the dad talking to his daughter and she responds with nothing but texting initialisms? Well, here's a spoof on that commercial that takes it to the next level.

The drama. The suspense. The dialogue. Welcome to "The Room".

Wherever you are, shit goes down when you let The Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch" loose.

Regardless of anything negative, MJ should always be remembered as one of the greatest performers and musicians of our time. Want some proof? Check out this video and you'll be wiping away a tear soon enough.

This music video happens to be the best and worst thing we've ever seen.

Adding to the list of those who have passed on is Billy Mays, one of the best salesmen of our times. Not only was he king of infomercials, but his latest stint on ESPN commercials was pretty awesome. Check out this one, it's one of our favorites.

Short and sweet, but oh-so perfect.

The kid loves bacon, and who can blame him? Bacon is awesome.

Bert and Ernie really need to talk like this, because children would be horrified, and it would be awesome.

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