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Leprechaun on the Loose
March 5, 2010 - 5:00 pm | Posted by: Danyel
Unofficial may be wrapping up but the aftermath is officially here. There's a leprechaun on the loose and he's going to do some damage.
Suspend Your Puritan Roots on Unofficial
March 5, 2010 - 3:45 pm | Posted by: Quinn
Quit being a nancyboy and be a free spirit today. Pants? No. Shirt? Fughettabuttit. Do something crazy, it's the one day of the year where it's encouraged.
Your Hookup Itinerary for Unofficial
March 5, 2010 - 2:31 pm | Posted by: Laura
Hey, Unofficial isn't just about drinking, it's about getting laid. Here's how to do just that.
True Life: Undercover and Underage
March 5, 2010 - 12:00 pm | Posted by: Lindsey
Watch out on Unofficial, there's a lady out there who's looking to get you drinking underage. She'll do anything it takes, so might as well try to get a handjob out of it.
Dear University Housing
March 5, 2010 - 10:28 am | Posted by: Brit
The University of Illinois Housing people don't let people sleep over in the dorms on Unofficial. That's unfair, so we wrote a letter about it.
How to Eat Right if You're Planning on Drinking for 18 Hours Straight
March 5, 2010 - 9:45 am | Posted by: Staff
Well, Unofficial St. Patrick's Day is here. To make sure it goes smoothly, you gotta eat right. Here's a guide to doing just that.
Fractal Friday
March 5, 2010 - 9:30 am | Posted by: Staff
I'd like to say we're introducing a new Friday feature, but we're not. This is going to be a 1-off thing. Mostly because if you watch too many of these videos while you're high, your head explodes.
Why You Will Ruin Unofficial
March 4, 2010 - 5:55 pm | Posted by: Dave
It's like, 14 hours until Unofficial St. Patrick's Day at the University of Illinois. Of course, some butthole is going to ruin it. Probably you.
Top 10: Ways to Get Wasted in Class on Unofficial
March 4, 2010 - 5:30 pm | Posted by: Danyel
If you HAVE to go to class on Unofficial, you better be drunk. Here's how you do it.
Dirty Bastard Scotch Style Ale
March 4, 2010 - 3:45 pm | Posted by: Luke
This beer was one of a handful of recommendations by the clerk at my favorite liquor store, who said it was a favorite of his. There was one thing I couldn't figure out, though- the clerk laughed when he handed me the bottle. Why would that be? Is there something funny about a bottle of Dirty Bastard ale?
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