Relationship Status: Married
Favorite Drink: Sour beer
Favorite Shot: Really good tequila
Disgusting Drink: Cement Mixer
What would you make for someone stuck in Blacksburg for spring break?:
I would just tell them to come here and drink all of our beer
What do you think is most different between bartending at Rivermill and bartending in Cancun?:
The weather, and we get college kids all year round while they only get them for a week?
Which is the best drinking game for spring break? Why?:
Beer pong, easy, cheap
If you got arrested on spring break, what would you want it to be for?:
Stealing a beer truck
How many beers do you need in ya before you’re peein’ the pool?:
Hmmm let’s go with six
Would you rather hook up with 2 5’s on spring break, or 1 10?:
2 5s, you aren’t going to find a 10 on spring break
What’s the least it would cost to flash your stuff?:
A couple hundred bucks at least
Which type of shark best represents your sex life? Why?:
The great white, because I’m aggressive all the time
What’s the worst thing ever to happen to you at the beach?
It was at night and I was drunk talking to a friend, and I woke up realizing I had gotten attacked by beach flies.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?
To get great drinking advice
WATCH: We made Malort cupcakes. They are bad.