Gucci Kroger Planning To Dress Up As Ghetto Kroger For Halloween

Gucci Kroger tweeted this week that it plans to go as Ghetto Kroger for Halloween this year.

The tweet caught some off guard, as the two Krogers seem to have a positive relationship. However, Gucci Kroger assured us that the costume is all in good fun.

“I really like Ghetto Kroger,” it said, “But I think that it could stand to laugh at itself a little bit more. If it wants to go as me it’s more than welcome to.”

The costume is expected to consist of torn up floors, long lines at self checkout, and a terrible parking lot. Also included is a coupon for tomatoes that will never be used.

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