After a sweeping victory from Christian’s last year, The Black Sheep is back to bring you the 2018 UVa Drunk Food Bracket. Here on Grounds, if there’s one thing we take more seriously than academics, it’s partying. Whether you’re a stay-at-home binge drinker, you’re the first in line at frats, or you’ve never missed a weekend at the bar, there’s one thing we all have in common: drunk people gotta eat. So now, we’re asking you, the drunk people, to vote on your favorite spot to consume something greasy and delicious. You can cast your vote on Twitter for which spot you think should reign supreme.
Cast your votes in the UVA DRUNK FOOD BRACKET! Results updated weekly. (thread) pic.twitter.com/VcXcMuHK5C
— The Black Sheep UVA (@blacksheep_uva) March 12, 2018
Christian’s is a staple on the Corner due to its location right beside Boylan and its accessibility on the route home for people who live back behind 14th. The pie is nice and pretty cheap too, just don’t try using the bathroom there on a weekend night.
Littlejohn’s is a classic at UVa. With sandwiches like the Sampson named after one of the greatest basketball players of all time and a warm inviting feel inside (despite all the outrageously drunk people in line in front of you), this place is iconic.
Who doesn’t love the warm deliciousness of a cookie after safely returning your domicile after a night of drinking? Insomnia fulfills your drunken sweet tooth with a beautiful array of cookie option. They take orders and deliver until 3 a.m. which the premium option for you savages that are out drinking til the wee hours of the morning. The only choice left to be made is 6-pack or 12-pack?
Benny’s is a special place for those living a little further down University, like the people in the flats or people who don’t mind paying a lot of money to have a pizza delivered that may or may not fit inside your door. Regardless, the pizza is great and will feed you and 20 of your closest friends.
Sheetz; the new kid on the Corner bullying almost every restaurant out of their rank from last year’s tournament. It’s no surprise though, any drunk person cannot deny the golden glory that is fried mac and cheese bites, or well, literally anything fried. They’re gonna need something to soak up all that frat juice.
2.) Marco & Luca’s:
The other dumpling spot. We’re not sure if there’s a lot of shit-talking in the dumpling world, but it seems nearly impossible that M&L and GD don’t clash in a competition for customers.
3.) Got Dumplings:
Dumplings are not necessarily the most traditional drunk food, but it’s undeniable how satisfying that hot crunchy dumpling in the sauce and the cold noodles with that good peanut shit can be when you’re a little inebriated. Got Dumplings seems to rule the dumpling world here at UVa.
4.) White Spot:
Ya can’t go wrong with a Gus Burger and a Grillswith at the end of the night. If you order either of these items —the restaurant’s most popular by far— you can count on pretty speedy service as well.
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