Well folks, results of the 2018 UVa Drunk Food Bracket are in. In a school that places tradition above all else, the newest restaurant on the Corner has taken the prize.
(1) Christian’s vs. (1) Sheetz
That’s right, Sheetz is the hallowed haunt of all drunk people (at least, until the next chain store is put in). The affordability and variety just cannot be beat. All those tables for study spaces? Who were they trying to fool? No. Those tables are for drunk kids to slump down on and realize the mistakes they’ve made while desperately trying to soak up alcohol with whatever greasy food they accidentally purchased using the touch screen. Well thank God for all of the above and for the ingenious people at Sheetz for giving drunk college kids everything they could possibly need in one place.