Bartender of the Week: Fifth Avenue’s Brittany
Name: Brittany Papineau
Bar: Fifth Avenue
Relationship Status: Taken
Major: That’s a mystery right now
Favorite Drink: Whisky, or bourbon on the rocks
Favorite Shot: Rumpleminze
Disgusting Drink: Anything super sweet and fruity, like Sex on the Beach
What would you serve someone who just failed their finals?:
A shot of 151 and a beer.
What would be the hardest question on Fifth Avenue’s final?:
Anything that has to do with math.
If you made a shot called finals week, what would it taste like?:
It would taste really good, because I hope everyone does really good.
FMK: Rudolf, Grinch, Fifth Avenue Manager:
Fuck Fifth Avenue Manager, kill the Grinch, marry Rudolph.
What’s a guy gotta do to sink your battleship?:
Cheat! Or bribe me with money.
If finals week was a Final Destination movie, how would you go out?:
I’ll go fuck shit up like everyone wants to fuck shit up.
Where’s your favorite place to curl up in a ball after exams?:
Definitely my couch with wine.
Would you rather bop, twist, or pull Buster Bronco?:
Twist, because it reminds me of dancing.
What would Buster Bronco’s GPA be?:
He’s got his shit together, he’s got a higher GPA than most people, so like…a 3.7.
Tell us the best way to cheat on exam:
Write all your answers on the bottom of your shoe.
When did you learn Santa died?:
I had a lot of little sisters, so I learned when I was 13-14, but I was in denial.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because it’s super awesome!