Stories By Abbey Kane
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Delaware
Matrix to Describe Life at UD
Whether you’re spending our heinously long two-month winter break bored to death at home...
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Delaware
A Venn Diagram Comparing UD President Ass-Anus and US President Elect Donald Trump
Nearly a month after the election, the results finally starting to sink in. We decided it...
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Delaware
If UD Colleges Were Snapchat Filters
Just in case you didn’t already know way too much about your friends’ lives...
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Delaware
Top 6 Things You Won’t Miss About UD Over Thanksgiving Break
Our school is great for many reasons: a picturesque campus, 6 Mexican restaurants within 100...
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Delaware
UD Basketball Players Ranked on the Attractiveness of Their Names
While the rest of the UD student body is busy ignoring homecoming and going to...
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Delaware
Top 7 Places For Kirkbride Jesus to Stand Other Than Kirkbride
Every UD student has had the privilege of hearing Kirkbride Jesus shout at them to...
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Delaware
6 Ways To Tell If You Can Trust Your RA at UD
Your RA is supposed to introduce you to college, force you into awkward friendships via...
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Delaware
Bartender of The Week: Klondike Kate’s Eric
Name: Eric Twitter Handle: I don’t have Twitter, I have Instagram Bar: Klondike Kate’s Relationship...
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Delaware
Top 6 Places to Park Your Car on Delaware’s Campus
If you’re like most UD students and don’t have the disposable income of $520 per...
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Delaware
4 UD Sophomores Regret Hurriedly Signing Lease
For the past two week, four sophomore roommates in disagreement has left the entire...