Stories By Alia Hakki
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8 Ways To Dramatically Exit Your Final This Week
It’s finals season, otherwise known as “Please sweet death, welcome me into your terrifyingly blissful embrace”...
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7 Mostly Legal Ways You Would’ve Gotten to Your 8AM Class This Quarter
Upon arriving at this unsympathetic labyrinth called “college,” you soon learn that sleep is an erratic...
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Hidden Explanations Behind The UCLA Sculpture Garden Pieces
Every day, dozens of angsty north-campus students flock to the elusive utopia, known as “Sculpture Garden.”...
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Which Rocco’s Regular Are You?
In a post-frat UCLA, Rocco’s has flourished: into an equally-disgusting, newly-crowded establishment. Whether you’ve been frequenting...
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A Roast of UCLA Students, Especially The Ones Who Never Leave Powell
Students, it’s time for a much-needed self-evaluation, taking the form of a full-blown roast of UCLA....
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Hundreds Demonstrate Against UCLA’s Unsolicited Dick Pics Epidemic
Last Friday, hundreds of exasperated UCLA students congregated outside Royce Hall to call attention to an...
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11 Things More Dangerous to Society Than Bird Scooters
With UCPD’s recent infiltration of Bruin Walk pervading UCLA student’s thoughts, dreams and driving records, it’s...
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Pediatric Aids Coalition Implements Guerrilla Warfare-Style Flyering in Effort to ‘Save Children’
With Dance Marathon a mere three weeks away, the Pediatric Aids Coalition (PAC) has begun implementing...
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Frat Boys: 7 Ways To Perfect Your Dad Bod Post-Spring Break Bender
You worked hard for your Cabo body last quarter: you went to Bfit once to pee...
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Calling All UCLA Frat Boys! Have You Failed Your New Year’s Resolutions?
Last year brought your brothers, New Year’s Eve brought you an arbitrary female mouth to shove...