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How to Pass Your Finals with Nickel Happening Every Night

While Huskies has blessed us the past few weeks with Double Nickels, they plan to make...

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5 UConn Buildings That Need to be Torn Down Immediately

In 1881, our large state school was a teeny patch of farmland. Literally, this was an...

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The Black Sheep’s UCONNIC Music Festival Review: It Was Fine

Remember the biggest failure this university has given us? If your mind immediately went to the...

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The 8 Stages of A Husky’s Night Out As Told By SpongeBob

There is indeed a SpongeBob meme for any and all situations, even for a measly little...

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5 UConn Predictions More Accurate Than Weather Predictions

From Halloween through the end of March, UConn weather tries to bury us beneath snow, break...

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Spring Break is a Great Reminder to Appreciate Our Little Shithole Bars

For those of us lucky enough to have had some fun in the sun, getting back...

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Psychoanalyzing the Shit Out of Laptop Stickers Spotted in Homer B

Midterms week is upon us and that means nightly library dates with the main man in...

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Op-Ed: Just Because I Cancelled Class Doesn’t Mean You Should Go Get Drunk

Every time the alert text gives a winter storm warning, my insides start trembling like a hang...

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Opinion: Your Darties Are Ruining The Quaint Family Experience Of Mansfield

Dear “Dartiers,” Ever since I made the transition from the big city to this cowtown after...

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What Your Sloppy Nickel Drink Says About Your Sloppy Personality

With an hour and 45 minutes of four drinks for a buck, it’s a race against...