Stories By Alisson Cuervo
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How to Pass Your Finals with Nickel Happening Every Night
While Huskies has blessed us the past few weeks with Double Nickels, they plan to make...
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5 UConn Buildings That Need to be Torn Down Immediately
In 1881, our large state school was a teeny patch of farmland. Literally, this was an...
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The Black Sheep’s UCONNIC Music Festival Review: It Was Fine
Remember the biggest failure this university has given us? If your mind immediately went to the...
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The 8 Stages of A Husky’s Night Out As Told By SpongeBob
As the past few weeks on Twitter have shown, there is indeed a SpongeBob meme for...
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5 UConn Predictions More Accurate Than Weather Predictions
From Halloween through the end of March, UConn weather tries to bury us beneath snow, break...
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Spring Break is a Great Reminder to Appreciate Our Little Shithole Bars
For those of us lucky enough to have had some fun in the sun, getting back...
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Psychoanalyzing the Shit Out of Laptop Stickers Spotted in Homer B
Midterms week is upon us and that means nightly library dates with the main man in...
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Op-Ed: Just Because I Cancelled Class Doesn’t Mean You Should Go Get Drunk
Every time the alert text gives a winter storm warning, my insides start trembling like a hang...
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Op-Ed: Your Darties Are Ruining the Quaint Family Experience of Mansfield
Dear “Dartiers,” Ever since I made the transition from the big city to this cowtown after...
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What Your Sloppy Nickel Drink Says About Your Sloppy Personality
With an hour and 45 minutes of four drinks for a buck, it’s a race against...