Stories By Ally Roeschlein
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Illinois
Allen Hall Resident Pierces Own Ear And Is Super Cool For Doing It
Skylar Howlett impressed everyone last Tuesday by showing how much she literally does not give a...
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Illinois
7 Things To Cuff, Other Than Frat Boys From Tinder
Cuffing season: a time of low expectations and even lower realities. There’s a reason that you...
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Illinois
A Hero Among Mortals: Student Gets Through First Three Weeks Without Reading A Damn Thing
Syllabus week has come and gone, and the first exams are rearing their terrifying heads, but...
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Illinois
Mom Scrapbooks UIUC Freshman’s First Drug Deal
Joann Carson, a loving mother of three, was incredibly supportive of her youngest son this weekend...
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Illinois
Nope, That Freshman Isn’t Crying Because His Mom Left. He Definitely Isn’t.
On move-in day at UIUC, Bryan Aidelson’s mother gave him a final squeeze goodbye, leaving him...
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Illinois
How to Order a Natty Light at a Five-Star Restaurant With Your Parents
Adjusting back to home life can be tough. Suddenly there’s clean dishes and the sweet-smelling air...
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Illinois
Sorority Girls Eat Ike Salad Dry As If It’ll Reverse Year’s Mistakes
By this time of the year, students have probably already tried to fit into their old...
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Illinois
Senior in Group Project Amps Up to Fuck Everyone Over
It’s the best time of the year: finals are just around the corner. Getting your final...