Stories By Ally Zacek
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DePaul
6 More Accurate Names for Everyone’s ~Favorite~ DePaul Buildings
Living in Chicago, shit isn’t always pretty, and that goes especially for buildings in the city....
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An Investigation Into The Emerging Black Market for DePaul Graduation Tickets
Students are already not happy with DePaul – it’s only mid-May, and while most of our...
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Hey, Guys… Just Elect Someone, No One Cares
It seems all the sanctity of politics has truly, officially, been lost. Yesterday afternoon, a real...
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The Professional Farters’ Guide to Farting on the Red Line
If there’s one thing that’s consistent in our lives, it’s how thoroughly the Red Line is...
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The 7 Saddest On-Campus Jobs at DePaul, Ranked
Being in college is hard. Balancing your dismal social life, essays that you procrastinate on, and...
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In Memoriam: Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald’s
Some things in this world feel untouchable. When something that feels untouchable is suddenly and unexpectedly...
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The Quickest Ways to Blow Your Christmas Cash, DePaul Style
For most DePaulians, winter break wasn’t just a time to relax, it was a time to...
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5 DAB Events At Which Your Lame Ex Won’t Show His Stupid Face
It’s always awkward when you run into a past partner in public. What do you do...
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6 Surefire Excuses that DePaul Professors Buy Every Time
One of the untold secrets of college is that your grade mostly depends upon how much...
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6 Places You Don’t Want to be Seen On Snap Maps at 3 a.m. in Chicago
Snapchat’s arguably best/most creepy feature is Snap Maps, where all your friends can see your geographical...