Stories By Ally Zacek
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DePaul
Can We All Just Agree That Film is the Worst Major at DePaul?
DePaul is a vast breeding ground for various brands of pretentious assholes, and while majors like...
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DePaul Freshman Mistakes SNL for SNL
“What?” incoming freshman Jenna Rambles replied after things were clarified for her. Though there are tropes...
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An Ethnographic Study of The Ray Meyer Fitness and Recreation Center
The Ray Meyer Fitness and Recreation Center is a crazy place, especially for an outsider. To...
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The 5 Worst DePaul Center Pigeons Out to Ruin Your Life
Pigeons, the breed of birds we love to hate. While the city of Chicago is littered with...
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Top 6 A** Tats That Commemorate Your Magical Experience at DePaul
DePaul students are known for lacking in school spirit but thankfully, they’re masters in doing things...
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8 Things to Buy With the $2 the DePaul College Republicans Want to Save You
For those of you who may be out of the loop on campus politics, we at...
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BREAKING: FEST Headliner to be Underground Chartwells Jazz Ensemble
With festival season in full swing, many DePaul students are gearing up to let loose at...
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Sh** DePaul Students Say
While everyone at DePaul loves to believe they are an ~individual~, there are a few things...
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The Great Lincoln Park Bagel Taste Test
Bagels are one of life’s few pleasures and because we’re here to please our readers, we...
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DePaul’s Colleges Ranked by Hotness and Real World Relevance
Nothing’s better than comparing yourself to your peers. If you’ve ever wondered what your specific college...