Stories By Amanda Mier
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UC Berkeley
10 Things Found in the Memorial Glade Trash Can After 4/20
If all the greenery on Friday demonstrated anything, it’s that spring has sprung at Cal! Yes,...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZ: Did You Get the Flu from Slapping the Bag or the Last Person You Banged?
Uh oh! You damned fool. You thought you could make it through flu season unscathed. You...
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UC Berkeley
Top 6 Places To Eat On Campus This Valentine’s Day So People Won’t Notice Your Crippling Loneliness
For those with a date, Valentine’s Day is a day of tremendous pressure that shall almost...
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UC Berkeley
“Valentine’s Day is Capitalism at Its Worst!” Report Loneliest Students at Berkeley
With Valentine’s Day looming menacingly, love is in the air on the Berkeley campus! This year,...
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UC Berkeley
The CALma Sutra: 6 Berkeley Sex Positions to Light Up Your Cold, Dark Life
Who says that school can’t be sexy? Sure schoolwork, finances, and you complete lack of a...
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UC Berkeley
Breaking News: Morally Upright Professor Only Has Sex With Students Over 18
Recently, tenured ethics Professor Gregory Johnson divulged that he consistently takes the moral high ground when...
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UC Berkeley
Cal Frat Boy Lowers Bar to Following Four of Five Pillars of Consent
As anyone brave enough to make the hike up Piedmont knows, the Five Pillars of Consent...
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UC Berkeley
8 Fraternity Boys Who Are Almost Too Cute To Throw Off the Top of the Campanile
Because sometimes UC Berkeley’s favorite social institution and our favorite architectural structure collide, we ranked the...
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UC Berkeley
Berkeley Student Explains Benefits of Veganism Between Snorts of Cocaine in Bathroom
A compelling and impassioned argument in favor of veganism took place this past weekend in a...