Amber O'Brien

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UIUC Sorority Girl Poops Out Whole Pumpkin After Tweeting About How Ready She Is To Get Spooky

Kayla Rhodes, Kappa Kappa Alpha sister, started expressing her need to get spooky way back in...

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Breaking: Every Girl In UIUC Sorority Has Suddenly Developed A Gluten Allergy

The women of Kappa Sigma Sigma haven’t just sync up their Aunt Flow. Every sister living...

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Study: Taking Shots Without Chasers ‘Can, Like, Cut Calories In Half,’ Says Group Of Binge-Drinkers

Next time you pick up a cup of Sprite to wash away that oh-so-familiar burn down...

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7 Reasons To Give Your Friend A Beer Shower At Red Lion (Other Than Their Birthday)

Turns out there is more than one reason to give your friend’s a beer shower at...

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UIUC Frat Star Sends in Sixth Video of Him Shotgunning a Keystone Light to Illini Barstool, Still Doesn’t Make the Cut

UIUC Gamma Beta Beta fraternity member, Bruce Jefferson, has made it his life’s mission to make...

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Innovative: UIUC Frat Guy Lines Walls Of Apartment His Parents Pay For With Cases Of Natty

If you thought the brothers of UIUC fraternity, Beta Theta Beta, couldn’t get any more creative,...

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7 New And Exciting Places to Desecrate With Your Juul Smoke In Champaign

Juuling is like the Cabbage Patch Kids of our generation. Rather than becoming addicted to nicotine...

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10 Ways To Ghost The UIUC Freshman You Matched With On Tinder This Summer

Ghosting can be a painful process for both the ghoster and the ghostee. Here’s a few...

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7 Ways For Underagers to Cope in a Town with 21+ Bars

Leaving your newfound independence and returning home to live with your parents for the summer can...

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8 Dance Moves to Bust During Graduation That Accurately Depict Your Time as an Illini

Honestly, graduation ceremonies are boring. Do everyone in the audience a favor and embarrass yourself in...