Stories By Amber O'Brien
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Illinois
8 Dance Moves to Bust During Graduation That Accurately Depict Your Time as an Illini
Honestly, graduation ceremonies are boring. Do everyone in the audience a favor and embarrass yourself in...
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Illinois
The 8 Worst Types of Girls You’ll Find in Red Lion’s Bathroom
For ladies, going to the bathroom in Red Lion goes one of two ways: just OK,...
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Illinois
How to Reveal Your Inner Guido on the Stage of Red Lion
Since the premiere of Jersey Shore Family Vacation, students have been eager to show off their...
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Illinois
True Life: I’m a Dickhead Carder, But I Wasn’t Always Like This
My name is Chadwick Freemont, and I’m a carder at Red Lion. Yeah, I already know...
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Illinois
8 Orifices to Hide Your JUUL When People Won’t Stop Hitting It
Bringing your JUUL to the Champaign bars (or the freedom-hating fascist UGL library) is a dangerous...
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Illinois
Decoding the Hidden Propaganda Behind the Block I
The Block I is the official logo of the University of Illinois, and the most boring...
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Illinois
Top 10 Places To Use Your Midterm As Toilet Paper
It’s UIUC midterm season, meaning hundreds of disappointed students are moping around campus after finding out...
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Illinois
7 Valuable Life Lessons You’ll Learn From Fighting Your Way To The Main Bar at Red Lion
Red Lion may seem like your average college campus bar, but the lessons you learn inside...
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Illinois
Top 10 Unofficial Puns You’ll Probably Use in Your Insta
Unofficial is an Illini’s biggest excuses to drink for 24-hours straight. Besides 100-second Snapchat stories, drunk...
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National
Booze Review: Strawberry Lemonade Svedka
Although there is no such thing as a “good” vodka under $30, we may have found...