Stories By Andrew Wexler
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UNC Charlotte
NC’s HB2 Law Droppin’ a Deuce on UNCC’s Bathroom Situation
If you were planning on getting a sex reassignment surgery in the near future, you’d...
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UNC Charlotte
A Eulogy for the Soon To Be Departed Moodle 2
Much like all of you, I was very close to Moodle. There never really was...
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Satire
Widespread Outbreak of Resting Bitch Face Sweeps through UNCC
We all have that one friend or two who, despite being a really nice person,...
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UNC Charlotte
The 5 Worst of the Worst On Campus Jobs at UNCC
At this point in your life, you’ve probably had to take some crappy jobs in...
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Campus Life
Bipolar North Carolina Weather Wreaks Havoc on UNCC Campus
Coming back from Spring Break, it would seem as if we have a whole new...
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UNC Charlotte
Mumps Outbreak at UNCC Threatens Our Very Way of Life
Let’s face it, the school email is like a bad subscription service that constantly bombards...
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Campus Life
Our Interpretations of UNCC Campus Monuments
UNCC is full of campus monuments, ranging from sculptures, statues, and general shitty abstract art,...
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Satire
Cultists Cast Demonic Rituals On Belk Tower Ground Zero
As many have most likely been made aware by the increased feeling of spaciousness, Belk...
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Sex
How The Grinch Stole UNCC’s Valentine’s Day
It was a slightly cool day and all through the town, people were preparing for...
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Campus Life
Letter to the Editor: Dear Black Sheep Scum
Dear Black Sheep sh*tf*cks, I am writing you on behalf of all students everywhere,...