Stories By Ang Stybetch
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Illinois
6 Yoga Poses To Center Yourself Upon The Toilet This Reading Day
Reading Day is supposed to be utilized as productive study time. However, the sweet temptations of...
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Illinois
Don’t Spank Your Lover In These 6 UIUC Campus Locations
The easiest way to spice things up in the bedroom is to simply avoid the bedroom....
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Illinois
QUIZ: So What’s Your Excuse For Not Completing Your Rail Card?
Excuses, excuses! If you can’t drink 48 beers over the course of a semester or two,...
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Illinois
Fuck Bubble Tea
Bubble tea is bad flavorless sludge that exists only because it’s different. There is nothing good...
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Illinois
How To Save Face After Getting Haphazardly Trashed At Legends
There’s nothing shameful about ending another miserable week in Champaign with a Big Cup at Legends...
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Illinois
REPORT: Are Student Fingerprints From Lincoln’s “Lucky” Nose Being Sold On The Dark Web?
Stroking Lincoln’s shiny nose before a midterm may not be so lucky after all. Fingerprints retrieved...
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Illinois
Let’s Be Honest: The Illini Union Is Champaign’s Hottest Date Spot
Date nights at the Illini Union are sultry. Seriously, there’s nothing PG-13 about the shenanigans that...
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Illinois
New App To Help Illini Find Nearest Garbage Can For Self-Disposal After Failed Midterm
The highly-anticipated flunk-and-dump app, Instagarbage, launched Monday morning, which is just in time for midterm season....
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Illinois
HEROIC: State Officer Saves World From 20-Year-Old Drinking Natty Light On Porch During Unofficial
In an act of pure bravery and utter selflessness, Officer Kurt Peterson of the Illinois State...
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Illinois
7 UIUC-Scented Candles Nobody Asked For
The only thing worse than living in Champaign-Urbana is smelling Champaign-Urbana. The isolated town is concentrated...