Stories By Austin M
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Satire
The Black Sheep Chosen as UW’s Exclusive Source for Breaking News
April 16, 2015Citing it’s the only publication brave enough to answer the tough questions, UW announced that it...
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Satire
White People Unaware Anything Happening besides the Beautiful Weather
March 10, 2015As UW-Madison senior Kayla Clinton walked onto her porch Saturday morning, she was greeted by the...
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Sports
If The Big Ten Were Characters from The Office
March 10, 2015If you think about it, the Big Ten is basically just The Office. Much like the...
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Booze
March Madness: The Drinking Game
March 4, 2015March Madness: the crown jewel of college sports. A time where a love of basketball does...
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Satire
Badgers Hockey: ”Kid of the Game” Disappointed to be Chosen
February 19, 2015Citing that he was really only there because his mother made him go, eight-year-old Tommy Steinberg...
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Campus Life
Valentine’s Day: What to Get for the People Who Expect Stuff
February 12, 2015You still have some time to get all the special people in your life a Valentine’s...
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Campus Life
If Becky Blank’s Slideshow on the Wisconsin Budget Was Honest
February 9, 2015Recently, Chancellor Blank spoke to the Board of Regents in regard to the proposed $300 million...
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Campus Life
Guy in Front Row of Discussion Most Certainly Better Than You
January 30, 2015In an entirely credible study brought to you by the people who gave you this story,...
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Wisconsin
Melvin Gordon: The REAL Farewell
January 23, 2015This week, Melvin Gordon wrote a letter to Badger fans to thank them for their ongoing...
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Wisconsin
If Hallmark Cards Were Honest
December 12, 2014In your search to find the perfect piece of decorated cardstock paper to go with your...