Stories By Blake Madden
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UC Santa Barbara
Landslide Victory Approves CU-Backed Fee Increase to Enslave Cal Poly and Make Them Do Our Homework
In the wake of an across-the-board success for Campus United in this week’s general elections, sources...
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UC Santa Barbara
QUIZ: What Kind of Weed Paraphernalia Are You?
Since every day is 4/20 in Isla Vista, don’t waste any time wondering who your spirit-smoking-apparatus...
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UC Santa Barbara
Nothing to See Here, Folks! I’ve Got Everything Under Control
Assuring reporters that there was “nothing to worry about” and that everything was “totally fine,” sources...
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UC Santa Barbara
True Life: I Got a BUI for Biking Under the Influence of Buffalo Chicken Cheese Fries
Written by “Buffalo Bill,” a pseudonym chosen by an anonymous inmate at San Quentin State Prison...
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UC Santa Barbara
10 RHA-Approved Tips to Enhance Your In-Dorm Smoking Experience and Not Get Busted
The UCSB Residence Hall Association has long prided itself on its commitment to a safe, fun,...
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UC Santa Barbara
The 7 Best Days of Syllabus Week to Get Plastered in IV
As UCSB students ease themselves back into the swing of things after a week off from...
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UC Santa Barbara
Entirety of CA Law Enforcement Descends Upon IV for NWA’s Deltopia Reunion Show
Pulling up in squad cars, SUVs, and vans blasting every song from the group’s classic album...
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UC Santa Barbara
7 UCSB-Inspired Sex Positions, For When You’re Done Getting Fucked By Finals
With finals fast approaching and one week missing from the quarter, we Gauchos are already beyond...
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UC Santa Barbara
No Tuition Without Representation: It’s Time Fur a More Representative Mascot
In a recent petition urging the Chancellor and UC Board of Regents to enact swift and...
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UC Santa Barbara
QUIZ: Which Founding Father Should You Get F***ed Up With in IV?
Following a weekend of presidential partying across the country, the nation’s biggest Founding Fathers now descend...