Stories By Brendan Bonham
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Booze
Recipe for Disaster: Brain Food Broccoli
Broccoli is considered a brain food. Given you went to class fewer times this semester...
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Booze
Drinking Game: Meddlesome Class Memory
Your fellow students are sweating finals, but to you life’s but a game. Good thing...
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Illinois
Thanksgiving Break Reveals UIUC Student Bottom Man on High School Totem Pole
Freshman Allan Barterson, upon returning home to Schaumburg, IL, for Thanksgiving Break, learned he was...
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Illinois
Hi, I’m Mike Thomas, What Kind of Burrito Can I Get You Today?
Burrito, bowl or salad? For here or to go? Bowl to go? I get...
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Illinois
A Very Ashamed Illini Thanksgiving: A Play in One Act
It’s been a tough year for the University of Illinois. Academic and athletic turmoil has...
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Campus Life
What do Cardinals Fans and Cubs Fans Have In Common?
Given the historic NLDS Serious that is pitting long-time rivals St. Louis Cardials and Chicago Cubs...
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Campus Life
Bartender of the Week: Western Tap’s Lindsey
Name: Lindsey Bar: The Western Tap Relationship Status: Taken Major: Human Resource Management Favorite Drink: Vodka...
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Illinois
The Tim Beckman Injury Saga, As Told in 8 Pictures of Tim Beckman
With Tim Beckman’s firing amongst a sea of controversy, we thought, “Who better to explain the...
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Illinois
The Adventures of Time Travelin’ Tim Beckman, Vol. I
Here we have the beginning of a series of the misadventures of a Time Traveling Tim...
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Campus Life
Excited-to-Masturbate Illini Freshman Losing Patience with Napping Roommate
Tyler Hamilton spent much of Tuesday afternoon angrily staring at his new 4th floor ISR roommate...