Brendan Bonham

Booze

Recipe for Disaster: Brain Food Broccoli

  Broccoli is considered a brain food. Given you went to class fewer times this semester...

Booze

Drinking Game: Meddlesome Class Memory

  Your fellow students are sweating finals, but to you life’s but a game. Good thing...

Illinois

Thanksgiving Break Reveals UIUC Student Bottom Man on High School Totem Pole

  Freshman Allan Barterson, upon returning home to Schaumburg, IL, for Thanksgiving Break, learned he was...

Illinois

Hi, I’m Mike Thomas, What Kind of Burrito Can I Get You Today?

  Burrito, bowl or salad? For here or to go?   Bowl to go? I get...

Illinois

A Very Ashamed Illini Thanksgiving: A Play in One Act

  It’s been a tough year for the University of Illinois. Academic and athletic turmoil has...

Campus Life

What do Cardinals Fans and Cubs Fans Have In Common?

Given the historic NLDS Serious that is pitting long-time rivals St. Louis Cardials and Chicago Cubs...

Campus Life

Bartender of the Week: Western Tap’s Lindsey

Name: Lindsey  Bar: The Western Tap Relationship Status: Taken Major: Human Resource Management Favorite Drink: Vodka...

Illinois

The Tim Beckman Injury Saga, As Told in 8 Pictures of Tim Beckman

With Tim Beckman’s firing amongst a sea of controversy, we thought, “Who better to explain the...

Illinois

The Adventures of Time Travelin’ Tim Beckman, Vol. I

Here we have the beginning of a series of the misadventures of a Time Traveling Tim...

Campus Life

Excited-to-Masturbate Illini Freshman Losing Patience with Napping Roommate

Tyler Hamilton spent much of Tuesday afternoon angrily staring at his new 4th floor ISR roommate...