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FINALLY! Cathy Club Becomes Official University-Sanctioned Organization

The Cathy Club – an alluring society of bold Pitt students who have risked it all...

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Is It Time To Stop Telling Your Friends You’re Pre-Med?

It’s finally happening. After three weeks of confidently defining themselves as the not-a-major of pre-med, many...

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Pitt Pulls A Fast One, Slaps Up Pictures Of Grocery Store Instead Of Building One

Last week, the signage of the former 7-Eleven on Forbes Ave. (R.I.P. in peace) finally came...

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6 Lyrics From Maroon 5’s ‘She Will Be Loved’ That Explain My Undying Love For Cathy

Ah Cathy, you magnificent, beautiful, towering spectacle of Gothic radiance. It seems like only yesterday that...

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I Successfully Connected To Wireless PittNet, And Now I Have A Software Engineering Degree

Kids these days always need to be on the dagnab internet, and I’m no exception. On...

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Welp: Pitt To Turn Every Other Useful Thing Into ‘Green Space’

The Quad, formerly the site of six usable parking spots and a traffic circle thing, now...

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Should You Blast The Entire Tarzan Soundtrack In The Communal Towers Every Time You Shower?

The time for debate is over. Not only is Tarzan the most criminally underrated Disney film...

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Analyzing Hillman Library’s ‘No Hot Food’ Propaganda

With finals week around the corner, Pitt students who haven’t opened a book all semester are...

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An Open Letter to the Qdoba That Left Us All Behind

It’s been a month since you disappeared, Qdoba. Well, almost a month–at a certain point, I...

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QUIZ: Which Panther Statue Are You?

All over campus, Pitt has built shrines to its official mascot, the panther. Designed for idol...