Stories By Cathy Crows
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Pittsburgh
FINALLY! Cathy Club Becomes Official University-Sanctioned Organization
The Cathy Club – an alluring society of bold Pitt students who have risked it all...
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Pittsburgh
Is It Time To Stop Telling Your Friends You’re Pre-Med?
It’s finally happening. After three weeks of confidently defining themselves as the not-a-major of pre-med, many...
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Pittsburgh
Pitt Pulls A Fast One, Slaps Up Pictures Of Grocery Store Instead Of Building One
Last week, the signage of the former 7-Eleven on Forbes Ave. (R.I.P. in peace) finally came...
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Pittsburgh
6 Lyrics From Maroon 5’s ‘She Will Be Loved’ That Explain My Undying Love For Cathy
Ah Cathy, you magnificent, beautiful, towering spectacle of Gothic radiance. It seems like only yesterday that...
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Pittsburgh
I Successfully Connected To Wireless PittNet, And Now I Have A Software Engineering Degree
Kids these days always need to be on the dagnab internet, and I’m no exception. On...
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Pittsburgh
Welp: Pitt To Turn Every Other Useful Thing Into ‘Green Space’
The Quad, formerly the site of six usable parking spots and a traffic circle thing, now...
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Pittsburgh
Should You Blast The Entire Tarzan Soundtrack In The Communal Towers Every Time You Shower?
The time for debate is over. Not only is Tarzan the most criminally underrated Disney film...
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Pittsburgh
Analyzing Hillman Library’s ‘No Hot Food’ Propaganda
With finals week around the corner, Pitt students who haven’t opened a book all semester are...
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Pittsburgh
An Open Letter to the Qdoba That Left Us All Behind
It’s been a month since you disappeared, Qdoba. Well, almost a month–at a certain point, I...
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Pittsburgh
QUIZ: Which Panther Statue Are You?
All over campus, Pitt has built shrines to its official mascot, the panther. Designed for idol...