Stories By Colin Connelly
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Illinois State
God Fires Brother Jed After ‘Failing To Connect With Youths’
In a stunning move today, God announced that Brother Jed is no longer associated with him...
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Illinois State
7 Ways People Pronounce Schroeder And None Of Them Are Right
Of the all traditions that come with a new school year and new noobs, everyone’s favorite...
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Illinois State
Jake From State Farm Challenges Reggie Redbird To Fight For ISU Mascot Title
In a shocking announcement Jake from State Farm has issued a “Black Panther-style Challenge” to Illinois...
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Illinois State
These 6 Places at Illinois State Would Be Perfect For Your Bachelor/Bachelorette Fantasy
Yes, admit it: you’ve imagined yourself on The Bachelor/Bachelorette before. There’s no shame in letting it...
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Illinois State
9 Goose Memes That Shouldn’t Exist but It’s 2018 so Who Cares
Remember when it was like, 2013? When memes were actually well thought out? Well it’s not...
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Illinois State
5 Places That Could Come to the Illinois State Student Center
With the ISU Bone Student Center undergoing a “Revitalization,” It’s likely that some of our favorite...
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Illinois State
5 ISU People We Know and Love Who Don’t Even Go Here
Now that the weather is FINALLY getting warm again, we get to see some of our...
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Illinois State
6 Things to Do Instead of Wasting Away in Milner Next Week
It’s the most wonderful time of the year: finals season! Ya know, the only time during...
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Illinois State
What Donald Trump Would Tweet If He Visited ISU
Donald Trump and Twitter seem to go hand and hand. Whether it’s because one of your...