Stories By Colin Hanner
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National
Oh Shit, This Is Definitely Not A Campus Bar
Somewhere Far From Campus – College seniors Bryan Jackson and Ian Yankovich realized late Friday that...
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National
Oh Boy: Guy In Women Gender Studies Class Loudly Speaking About The ‘Male Perspective’
Brett, a senior in your women’s studies class who’s only there to prove to his girlfriend...
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Boston University
From The Desk Of President Robert A. Brown: I Didn’t Cancel Classes Because Of The Rain So I Could Watch You All Eat Shit
Dearest Terriers, It’s Robert A. Brown, your Boston University president and fearless leader. You might’ve just woken...
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National
Skechers Just Came Out With An Ad Featuring Borat And It Looks Eerily Similar To The Nike Ad With Colin Kaepernick
Sketchers just nearly just BLEW UP the internet and left its users pick up the pieces...
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Delaware
‘Where’s Delaware?’ Google Searches Skyrocket After UD Notches Princeton Review No. 1 Party School Ranking
Internet searches for “Where’s Delaware?” skyrocketed on Monday afternoon after the University of Delaware notched the...
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National
School Librarian Spent Entire Summer Mustering Up The Courage To Ask You To Bang In The Stacks
BOULDER — School librarian Rachel Kudlow spent the entire summer mustering up the courage to ask...
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National
2018 College Football Coaches Poll: Who Lasts Longest in a Cage Match?
Everyone’s thinking it: What Division I coach would ultimately win a Royal Rumble-style cage match with...
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National
Vinny From Jersey Shore Has A College Degree. That Is All.
Vinny from Jersey Shore has a college degree. That is all. Oh hey, listen and subscribe...
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National
Quick! Read This So You Don’t Have To Make Awkward Small Talk With Another Person
Phew, that was close! You almost made eye contact with someone you did a group project...
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Michigan
The Nervous Bird That F**ked Jim Harbaugh Up For Life
We told you it wasn’t going to be pretty. We’re sorry you had to see this,...