Stories By Colin Hanner
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Syracuse
A Line-by-Line Breakdown of Theta Tau’s Apology
Let’s break down the load of horseshit that is Theta Tau’s apology. Dear Syracuse University Community: ...
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Michigan
Hash Bash 2018 Went Really Great If You Know What I Mean, Hahahaha
Ann Arbor — Hash Bash 2018 was on cloud nine—hahahahah—last weekend in Ann Arbor, sources, including...
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Chicago
Breaking Down The CTA Public Service Announcements, Part I
CTA public service announcements — they’re there, but do they really need to be there? In...
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Syracuse
‘No Way to Prevent Guys Being Guys,’ Says University Who Continues to Allow Frats
On Wednesday, after the release of a video that showed members of the Theta Tau fraternity...
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Michigan
5 Alumni We’d Rather See Speak at Michigan’s Commencement
After rumors swirled around who would speak at commencement next month—among them, Oprah, Michelle Obama, and,...
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Chicago
A Judgmental Map of Lakeview
We’ve had about up to here with Lakeview, and we’ve decided enough is enough. All isn’t...
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Chicago
Local Cub Fan Still Determined to Get Very Drunk on a Monday Afternoon
Chicago — After the Cubs announced the postponement of its game against the Cardinals, local Cub...
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Chicago
Can a Guy Who Just Wants to Stream Porn on The Train Get Some Peace and Quiet?
I’m going to be upfront with you: When I hear, “doors closing,” followed by, “this is...
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Chicago
Mean Tweets About Lincoln Park
Lincoln Park: home to walk-up brownstones with a fancy-ass pianos in the windows, the most boujee...
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Uncategorized
5 Reasons Haggett Hall Needs to Be Torn Down Immediately
After spring quarter finishes, one of Haggett Hall will be demolitioned as part of an effort...