Stories By Corbin Eaton
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Columbia
5 Surefire Signs Your Professor Wants to F**k You
Ahh, the age old question that most horny college students can never figure out: Is your...
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Columbia
An Ode to The Red Line
There are many things that make Chicago truly a place like no other. One thing, however,...
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Columbia
QUIZ: Which Last-Minute, Overpriced Sh**hole Will You Call Home Next Semester?
You keep saying you’re gonna room with your two best friends, but we all know you’re...
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Columbia
6 Things Your Out-of-Touch Parents Say About Going to Art School
Anytime you visit home for the weekend, there is one thing that follows you back to...
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Columbia
The 6 Clumps of Hair You’re Bound to Find On The Sidewalks of Chicago
Three things in life are certain: death, eventually dropping out of Columbia, and finding nasty piles...
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Columbia
5 Ways to Buy Alcohol When You’re Not 21 And Your Hookup is MIA
As St. Patty’s Day and spring break fall upon us, underage Columbia students are frantically searching...