Stories By Dana Clem
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QUIZ: Who Should You Cuff This Spring Semester at UD?
Valentine’s Day just passed and we are guessing you spent it alone, ugly, and lonely....
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A 5-Step Guide for Taking President Ass-Anus on the Valentine’s Day Date Of A Lifetime and Then Ruining It
Everyone wants to have that special someone to take out on Valentine’s Day,...
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Find Out What Kirkbride Jesus, Your Hot Freshman Year Math TA, and YouDee Have To Say
The fall semester is coming to an end and spring semester is almost...
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Top 4 Best Services That Kirkbride Jesus Offers to UD Students
We are all quite familiar with Kirkbride Jesus by this point in the semester. With...
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UD Bookstores to Begin Selling Other Schools’ Merchandise to Increase Sales
Due to lack of profits, stores on Main Street including the 5 and Dime, Lieberman’s,...
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Bartender of The Week: Homegrown’s Dylan
Name: Dylan Bar: Homegrown Relationship Status: Single Favorite Drink: Jim Bean & club soda Favorite...
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How to Recover from Your Halloween-Homecoming One Night Stand With YouDee
It’s Sunday afternoon. You finally wake up after a hard morning/afternoon/night/another-morning of drinking, check your...
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6 Things President Assanis Would Do If Elected POTUS
Despite only being around for a short amount of time, Preisdent Dennis AssAnus has already...
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7 Halloween Costumes Only UD Students Would Wear
Halloween is just around the corner: do you know what you’re going to dress...
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Increased Number of Mexican Restaurants on Main Street Found to Be Directly Correlated to City of Newark Pipeline Problems
Local Newark piping experts have noticed a strong correlation between the increase of Mexican restaurants...