Stories By Dan
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Illinois (Chicago)
New Steak ‘n Shake Already Looking Into Transferring To U Of I
It was announced last week that the first Chicago Steak ‘n Shake will open near UIC’s campus...
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Illinois (Chicago)
We Walked On UIC’s New Sidewalk And SPOILER ALERT: It’s Pretty F**king Rad
With a new semester comes new students, and what better way to welcome them than by...
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National
Rising Sophomore Gains No Practical Experience From Summer Internship at Macy’s, But Hey, At Least He Gets 20% Off
SCHUAMBURG, IL — With a only week left before school starts again, Chase McDoneld has hung...
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National
We Went On A Burnett’s Distillery Tour And Now We’re Dead
Listen to Talk of Shame, a podcast about being young & dumb. Hosted by Mackenzie Harding...
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National
‘Who Do You Know Here?’ Asks Pledge As Mars Creeps Closer Towards Earth
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Chicago
Ambulance Stuck in Traffic on The Kennedy ‘Really Sorry’ They Couldn’t Save Your Life
Chicago hospitals have issued a press release warning Chicago residents to avoid having emergencies between 3:30...
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Chicago
Mean Tweets About Lincoln Park
Lincoln Park has its fair share of short-comings, we weren’t entirely aware of them all, but...
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Chicago
Reading Mean Tweets About the Bean
After researching The Bean’s social media presence more than we’d like to admit, The Deep Dish decided...
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Chicago
People Having Unreasonably Loud Conversation on CTA Could Stand to be More Interesting
BROWN LINE — Those two guys sitting right next to each other having an unreasonably loud...
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Chicago
Chicagoans Try to Identify Portillo’s Hotdogs
We tested a bunch of Chicago schmucks to see if they really knew what a Portillo’s...