Stories By Dano Nissen
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UC Berkeley
QUIZ: Which Berkeley Co-Op is Right For You?
So, it’s late April, and your dumb ass has failed to secure housing for net year....
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UC Berkeley
Berkeley Creates New Municipal Waste Division for Daily Cals and Flyers
In recent years, the city of Berkeley has been overwhelmed by the heaps of of Daily...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZVENTURE: Can You Plan Spring Break with Your Flakey Friends?
Let’s get right into it. Your friends suck. Whenever you guys do anything it’s up to...
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UC Berkeley
Who Said It: Chancellor Christ or Chancellor Palpatine?
It’s time for our favorite game! Who said it? Chancellor edition. Did these quotes come from...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZVENTURE: You Just Pooped in Dwinelle; Now Can You Escape?
Nature calls. You need to take a dump. So you venture into Dwinelle. You descend further...
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UC Berkeley
At Least Berkeley Equips Students With The Knowledge Of The Systemic Reasons Their Degrees Are Worthless
In just three months, thousands of UC Berkeley students will be walking the stage receiving the...
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UC Berkeley
5 ‘Highly Unethical’ Yet Effective Ways to Get Off the Waitlist
Desperate times call for unethical behavior. As it’s Berkeley, naturally you’re number 103 on the waitlist...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZ: Can You Get Hired as a Daily Cal Opinion Columnist?
Do you think you have what it takes to get hired as a Daily Cal opinion...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZVENTURE: Can You Make it Past Sproul Plaza?
You have a simple goal. You must get past Sproul to make it to your next...
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UC Berkeley
New Emily Dickinson Poetry Craze Hits UC Berkeley Memes for Edgy Teens
UC Berkeley Memes for Edgy Teens has long been a venue for posting self-deprecating and provocative...