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All Hands On Deck: This Girl Just Called For An Emergency Meeting In The Bar Bathroom After Seeing Brittany Talking To John

At the Smith Street bar, an emergency meeting was called in the bar bathroom by campus...

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‘I Can Never Make My 8 A.M,’ Says Student Who Will Wake Up Every Saturday Morning For 6 A.M. Tailgate

When it comes to those pesky 8 a.m. lectures, campus sophomore Esther Davis can’t make a...

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For Just 10 Cents A Day, You Can Save These 5 Dogs Who Are Just Being Used By Frat Guys To Get Laid

Due to the rise of frat guys using adorable dogs to court women, the Society for...

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These Hands Don’t Haze, But These 6 Pairs of Hands Will

“These Hands Don’t Haze” is a national campaign to somehow convince fraternities and sorority to not...

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5 Gorgeous Rugs To Sweep Your Frat’s Hazing Allegations Under

So one of your pledges snitched on your frat for torturing them in your basement for...

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Problem Solved: University Begins Construction Of Overnight Dorms For Roommates Who Have Been Sexiled

Calling it the ‘Airbnb For Virgins,’ campus officials have announced that they will be building new...

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Sorority Sisters, Like, So Upset After 23andMe Results Show $1,000 Dues Doesn’t Mean They’re Actually Family

New 23andMe results have sent shockwaves throughout the Alpha Delta sorority after two sorority sisters, Sarah...

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‘Saturdays Are For The Boys!’ Yells Guy Who Doesn’t Hang Out With Girls Anyway

Brothers of Beta Psi headed to North Avenue Beach on Saturday, screaming “Saturdays are for the...

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Area Roommate Has A Girlfriend Now But She Goes To A Different School, You Wouldn’t Know Her

A congratulations is due for campus junior Ron Cameron who just suddenly got a girlfriend named...

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Student Feels First Sense Of Adult Responsibility Being Lookout While Drunk Friend Pisses On Wall

Junior Larry Hendricks felt his first sense of adult responsibility on Friday night when  he was...